Cute Puppies Calendar
Cute Puppies 2012 Calendar provide beautiful pictures with adorable puppies to make you smile every day of the year! This 13 months wall calendar features daily grids with ample room for jotting appointments, birthdays and reminders; U.S. and Canadian holidays in French and English.


Comedian Steven Wright - About Dogs

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.  They had little pictures of cats on them.  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. 

I bought a dog the other day...  I named him Stay.  It's fun to call him... 
"Come here, Stay!  Come here, Stay!"  He went insane.  Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.  He's an East German Shepherd. 

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...  on the ledge.  Some people are afraid of heights.  Not me, I'm afraid of widths. 

The front door was accidentally left open and dog was gone. 
After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, dog owner got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen his dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.

A family moved from the city to a suburban locality and were told that they should get a watchdog to guard the premises at night. So they bought the largest dog that was for sale in the kennels of a neighboring dog fancier, who was a German. Shortly afterward the house was entered by burglars who made a good haul, while the big dog slept. The man went to the dog fancier and told him about it.
"Veil, vat you need now," said the dog merchant, "is a leedle dog to wake up the big dog."

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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

The famous European fiction writer, was visiting an American city where he was invited to inspect the new free library.
The librarian conducted the famous writer through the building until they finally reached the department of books devoted to fiction. "We have all your books," proudly said the librarian. "You see there they are—all of them on the shelves there: not one missing." And writer's hearty laugh was not for the reason that the librarian thought!

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