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HUMOR
ABOUT DOGS VOL.3
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FIRST
PRIZE
"My dog took
first prize
at the cat show."
"How was that?"
"He took the
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SERMON
On one
occasion the local minister
delivered a sermon of but ten minutes' duration—a most unusual thing
for
him.
Upon the
conclusion of his
remarks he added: "I regret to inform you, brethren, that my dog, who
appears
to be peculiarly fond of paper, this morning ate that portion of my
sermon
that I have not delivered. Let us pray."
After the
service the clergyman
was met at the door by a man who as a rule, attended divine service in
another parish. Shaking the good man by the hand he said:
"Father, I
should like to
know whether that dog of yours has any pups. If so I want to get one to
give to my minister."
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PITBULL
"Do you know
that that pitbull
dog of yours killed my wife's little harmless, affectionate poodle?"
"Well, what
are you going
to do about it?"
"Would you be
offended if
I was to present him with a nice brass collar?" |
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MAD
DOG
William, for
several years local
station agent at local railroad company, was peacefully promenading his
platform one morning when a rash dog ventured to snap at one of
William's
plump legs. He promptly kicked the animal halfway across the tracks,
and
was immediately confronted by the owner, who demanded an explanation in
language more forcible than courteous.
"Why," said
William when
the other paused for breath, "your dog's mad."
"Mad! Mad!
You double-dyed
blankety-blank fool, he ain't mad!"
"Oh, ain't
he?" cut in William.
"Gosh! I should be if any one kicked me like that!"
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