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How  come it takes so little  time  for  a child who  is  afraid  of  the dark  to  become  a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 
A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class. 
He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following: 
  • He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. 
  • He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alcohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. 
  • He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them. 
A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said: "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms." 
One reason why teenagers prefer sleeping on the top bunk: They can look down at the floor and get an aerial view of their wardrobe.
Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television." 
Son: " I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question." 

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter requesting the $100.00. 

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they opened it up and decided to send it to the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a check for $5.00. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you letter to God which ran as follows: 

Dear God: 
Thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed that you had to send it through Ottawa. As usual they deducted $95.00.

CHILDREN certainly brighten up a home. 
Who ever saw a child under 12 turn off an electric light?

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The supervisor of a school was trying to prove that children are lacking in observation.

To the children he said, "Now, children, tell me a number to put on the board."

Some child said, "Thirty-six." The supervisor wrote sixty-three.

He asked for another number, and seventy-six was given. He wrote sixty-seven. When a third number was asked, a child who apparently had paid no attention called out:

"Seventy-seven. Change that you thucker!"


"See how I can count, mama," said Kitty. "There's my right foot. That's one. There's my left foot. That's two. Two and one make three. Three feet make a yard, and I want to go out and play in it!"

One day little girl was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."