KIDS
HUMOR 2
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How
come it takes so little time for a child who
is
afraid of the dark to become a teenager
who
wants to stay out all night?
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A
DEMONSTRATION
A seventh
grade Biology teacher
arranged a demonstration for his class.
He took two
earth worms
and in front of the class he did the following:
- He
dropped
the first worm into
a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled
about.
- He
dropped
the second worm into
a beaker of Ethyl alcohol and it immediately shriveled up and
died.
- He
asked
the class if anyone
knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
A boy in the
second row immediately
shot his arm up and, when called on said: "You're showing us that if
you
drink alcohol, you won't have worms." |
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| One
reason why teenagers
prefer sleeping on the top bunk: They can look down at the floor and
get
an aerial view of their wardrobe. |
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Father:
" I know
the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching
television."
Son: "
I'm sorry,
you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question." |
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A
LETTER
A little boy
wanted $100.00
very badly and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and
prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up. Then he decided perhaps he
should write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the
postal authorities
received the letter addressed to God, they opened it up and decided to
send it to the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister was so impressed,
touched
and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a
check
for $5.00. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a
little
boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write
a thank you letter to God which ran as follows:
Dear
God:
Thank you very
much for
sending me the money. I noticed that you had to send it through Ottawa.
As usual they deducted $95.00.
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CHILDREN
certainly brighten up a home.
Who ever
saw a child
under 12 turn off an electric light? |
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