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Humor About Men Vol.3
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That's Great!
After 20 years
two college rivals bumped into each
other.
"Do you remember how I used to be so fat and flabby?'' asked the first.
"Well, I've been on an exercise program for a few years, and now I run
marathons."
"That's great!" replied the other man.
"And," the first man continued, "do you remember how I used to be shy
and a poor student? Well, I took a course in public speaking, and now I
make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on the lecture
circuit."
"That's great!" came the reply.
"Oh, and how about you." the first man inquired. "Have you changed
at all?"
"Yes, I have," said the second man.
"Remember how brutally honest I used to be, and how when someone said
something uninteresting, I would reply, 'I couldn't care less'? Well,
now
I just say, 'That's great !'"
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Two
Penguins
A man drives
into a gas station and
has his tank
filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the
back seat of the car. He asks the driver what he's up to with the two
penguins
on his back seat.
The driver had asked himself that same question but
he
wouldn't know what to do.
Clerk: "You should take them to the zoo". The
man thinks this is a good idea and drives away. The next day he
arrives at that same gas station.
Clerk:
"I thought you would take them to the zoo!". Driver: "Yes, we had a
swell
day yesterday. Today I'm taking them to the beach".
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