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Humor About Men Vol.5
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He Says-She Says
- A man is
a
person who, if a
woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," lets her.
- A woman
is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never
mind, I'll do
it myself," and if he lets her, gets mad.
- A man is a person who, if a
woman says to
him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad,
says, "Now what are you mad about?"
- A woman is a person who, if she says
to a man,
"Never mind, I'll
do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now
what
are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell
you."
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Mangoes
Two crazy men
wanting to pull down
mangoes. They
started to throw stones at the mangoes but it was impossible to hit
one.
One crazy man told the other "How will we know if the mangoes we are
trying to knock down are ripe and juicy?"
The other one said: " Why you don't go up the tree and see if the
mangoes
are ripe and juicy in that way we will know if we are just wasting time
throwing and throwing stones at those mangoes.
The man came down and said "Yes, the mangoes are ripe and juicy that
means that we could continue throwing mangoes until we hit them
down.
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Question:
What's the difference between men
and pigs?...
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men
when they
drink.
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