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Humor About Men Vol.4
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Testing Drivers
A man leaves
a bar, gets into his car and drives
away. 200 yards
further he's stopped by a police officer.
Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers
for drunken
driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have
asthma. If
I blow on
that machine I will get out of air".
Officer: "Please come along to the office and we
can give you
a blood test".
Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you
stick a needle
in me I will bleed to death".
Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5
yards along
this white line".
Man: "Can't do that either".
Officer: "Why not?". Man: "Because I'm dead
drunk".
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Help
A man
called his neighbour to
help him move a couch that had become
stuck in the doorway.
They pushed and pulled until they were exhausted,
but the couch wouldn't budge.
"Forget it," the man finally gasped.
"We'll
never get this in."
The neighbour looked at him quizzically and said, "In?"
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