THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

  1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
  2. Honey, do you need any help?
  3. While I'm up, can I get you a drink?
  4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
  5. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
  6. Who cares about Monday Night Football, let's watch Opera.
  7. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
  8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
  9. Her legs are just too long.
  10. I think he is one cool guy.

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Three things in men life are hard to do:
  1. Climb a foward - leaning fence
  2. Kiss a backward-leaning woman, and
  3. Say something clever when accepting a trophy.

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Question: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
Answer: ... A widower.

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