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Stupid Men Jokes
Vol.4
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QUESTION: What do men and tile floors have in
common?
ANSWER: If you lay them well, you can walk on them
for years. |
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CROWDED
He: "It is crowded
here, don't you think? I
thought you went early to avoid the
rush."
She: "So I did; but
about five thousand other
people did the
same
thing." |
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QUESTION: What is the difference between a man and a
catfish?
ANSWER: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the
other is
a fish. |
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GOING OUT
He: "Yes, dear, I'm going out tonight. I've been asked
to take supper
with
an old comrade in arms."
She: "By the way,
darling, how many men did your
regiment muster?" |
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QUESTION: What is the only time a man will think
about a
candlelight dinner?
ANSWER: When the power goes off. |
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What are
two reasons why men
don't mind their
own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business. |
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QUESTION: What do you instantly know about a
well-dressed
man?
ANSWER: His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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DEAD BIRD
Two guys were
strolling down
the street when one guy exclaimed, "how
sad - a dead bird." The other man
looked up and
said, "where?" |
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She: "You know you should love your neighbor as yourself."
He: "But the trouble is, when I try to do that, I always end by
hating
myself." |
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