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Stupid Men Jokes
Vol. 4
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QUESTION: What do men and tile floors have in
common?
ANSWER: If you lay them well, you can walk on them
for years. |
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CROWDED
He: "It is crowded
here, don't you think? I
thought you went early to avoid the
rush."
She: "So I did; but
about five thousand other
people did the
same
thing." |
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QUESTION: What is the difference between a man and a
catfish?
ANSWER: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the
other is
a fish. |
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GOING OUT
He: "Yes, dear, I'm going out tonight. I've been asked
to take supper
with
an old comrade in arms."
She: "By the way,
darling, how many men did your
regiment muster?" |
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QUESTION: What is the only time a man will think
about a
candlelight dinner?
ANSWER: When the power goes off. |
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What are
two reasons why men
don't mind their
own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business. |
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QUESTION: What do you instantly know about a
well-dressed
man?
ANSWER: His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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DEAD BIRD
Two guys were
strolling down
the street when one guy exclaimed, "how
sad - a dead bird." The other man
looked up and
said, "where?" |
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She: "You know you should love your neighbor as yourself."
He: "But the trouble is, when I try to do that, I always end by
hating
myself." |
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BRIBERY
A thriving baseball club is one of the
features of a boy's
organization
connected with a prominent church. The team was recently challenged by
a
rival club. The pastor gave a special contribution of five hundred
dollars to
the captain, with the direction that the money should be used to buy
bats, balls, gloves, or anything else that might help to win the game.
On the day of the game, the pastor was somewhat surprised to observe
nothing new in the club's paraphernalia. He called the captain to him.
"I don't see any new bats, or balls, or gloves," he said.
"We haven't anything like that," the captain admitted.
"But I gave you five hundred dollars to buy them," the pastor
exclaimed.
"Well, you see," came the explanation, "you told us to spend it for
bats, or balls, or gloves, or anything that we thought might help to
win
the game, so we gave it to the umpire." |
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