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Stupid Men Jokes Vol.3
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QUESTION: What do you call a man with half a brain?
ANSWER: Gifted. |
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POKER PLAYER
"Daughter," said the old man, sternly, "I positively
forbid you
marrying
this young scapegrace! He is an inveterate poker player!"
"But, papa," tearfully protested daughter, "poker
playing is
not
such an awful habit. Why, at your own club——"
"That's where I got my information, daughter. I'll have
no daughter
of
mine bringing home a man that I can't beat with a flush, a full house,
and fours." |
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QUESTION: What's the difference between government
bonds
and a typical
male?
ANSWER: At some points government bonds will mature.
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STAYING OUT
She: "I'm surprised
at Jane's staying out in the
boat all
this time
with a comparative stranger. A woman of thirty is old enough to know
better."
He: "Aren't you
afraid she is too old to
know better?" |
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at
the Olympics?
He had it bronzed. |
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THE SECRET
The Man of
Theory: "The great secret of happiness
lies in
being
content with one's lot."
The Man of Practice:
"But it has to be a whole
lot." |
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QUESTION: Why do men like masturbation?
ANSWER: It's sex with someone they love. |
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"I'm so
glad to
see you.
And how did you enjoy your visit to the
South?"
"Oh, not very much! There wasn't a soul where I was staying except
intimate friends." |
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QUESTION: What is gross stupidity?
ANSWER: 144 men in one room |
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