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Stupid Men Jokes
Vol.6
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He: "The way those
people flaunt their money fairly
makes me ill."
She: "Sour grapes
always did have that effect." |
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ALL ABOUT NAMES
Successful Poultry Farmer:
"You'd be surprised
what a
difference these
incubators make. We can hatch out two or three hundred chicks every
week."
Champion Dog Breeder:
"Good gracious! How ever do
you manage
to find
names for them all?" |
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Father: "Well, son,
you certainly made a fool of
yourself!
That girl
robbed you of every cent you had."
Son: "Well, dad,
you have to hand it to me for
picking them
clever." |
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QUALIFIED
The Leading Actress:
"How does George rank as an
actor?"
The Comedian: "He
doesn't—he is." |
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Mother: "Oh, John,
why do you wipe your
mouth with
the back of your
hand?"
John: "'Cos it's so
much cleaner than the front." |
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He: "My train goes in fifteen
minutes. Can you
not give me
one ray of
hope before I leave you forever?"
She: "Er—that clock
is half an hour fast." |
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| "What's the matter with John? Got lumbago or spinal
curvature or
something?" "No; he has to walk that way to fit some shirts his new
wife made for
him." |
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