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Stupid Men Jokes
Vol. 6
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He: "The way those
people flaunt their money fairly
makes me ill."
She: "Sour grapes
always did have that effect." |
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ALL ABOUT NAMES
Successful Poultry Farmer:
"You'd be surprised
what a
difference these
incubators make. We can hatch out two or three hundred chicks every
week."
Champion Dog Breeder:
"Good gracious! How ever do
you manage
to find
names for them all?" |
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Father: "Well, son,
you certainly made a fool of
yourself!
That girl
robbed you of every cent you had."
Son: "Well, dad,
you have to hand it to me for
picking them
clever." |
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QUALIFIED
The Leading Actress:
"How does George rank as an
actor?"
The Comedian: "He
doesn't—he is." |
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Mother: "Oh, John,
why do you wipe your
mouth with
the back of your
hand?"
John: "'Cos it's so
much cleaner than the front." |
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He: "My train goes in fifteen
minutes. Can you
not give me
one ray of
hope before I leave you forever?"
She: "Er—that clock
is half an hour fast." |
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| "What's the matter with John? Got lumbago or spinal
curvature or
something?" "No; he has to walk that way to fit some shirts his new
wife made for
him." |
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BONE
OF CONTENTION
The crowd in the bus was packed
suffocatingly close. The timid
passenger
thought of pickpockets, and thrust his hand into pocket
protectingly. He was startled to encounter the fist of a fat
fellow-passenger.
"I caught you that time!" the fat man hissed.
"Thief yourself!" snorted the timid passenger. "Scumbag!"
"Scoundrel!" shouted the fat man.
"Help! Stop thief!" the little fellow spluttered, trying to wrench
his
hand from the other's clasp. As the bus halted, the tall man next the
two disputants spoke sharply:
"I want to get off here, if you dubs will be good enough to take
your
hands out of my pocket." |
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BLOCKHEAD
The recruit complained to the sergeant that
he'd got a splinter in
his
finger.
"Ye should have more sinse," was the harsh comment, "than to scratch
your head." |
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