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Stupid Men Jokes Vol. 5


Son: "Father, do you really believe in heredity?"
Father: "Most certainly I do. That is how I came into all my money."

Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

Student: "What I want to know is, am I a bass or a baritone?"
Teacher: "No—you're not."


Jim: "Can you play bridge tonight?"
John: "Sorry. Going to hear some Wagner."
Jim: "What—do you like the stuff?"
John: "Frankly, no; but I've heard on the best authority that his music's very much better than it sounds."

Foreman: "'Ow is it that little feller always carries two planks to your one?"
Laborer: "'Cos 'e's too blinkin' lazy to go back for the other one."


The Professor: A diamond is the hardest known substance, inasmuch as it will cut glass.
The Cynic: Glass! My dear sir, a diamond will even make an impression on a woman's heart.

Boss: "But, Jenkins, the name of the complaint is not pewmonia. Surely, you've heard me again and again say 'pneumonia'?"
Jenkins: "Well, Sir, I 'ave; but I didn't like to correct you."

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The Southern guest, directed the waiter at his table in the hotel:
"Please bring me a Kentucky breakfast."
"An' what is that, sir?" the waiter inquired doubtfully.
The guest explained:
"Bring me a big steak, a bulldog and a quart of Bourbon whiskey."
"But why do you order a bulldog?" asked the puzzled waiter.
"To eat the steak, dummy!" snapped the guest.

On Kids Way

During the serious fight in front of Chinese restaurant, an old Chinese man, owner of the restaurant, was deeply interested in the conflict, but showed no sign of wishing to take part in it. An English gentleman questioned him:
"The Canadian and American men are killing one another on your account. Why don't you pitch in and fight yourself?"
"Has you-all ever seen two dogs fightin' over a bone?" the old man demanded.
"Many times, of course," was the answer.
The old Chinese man chuckled as he said:
"Did you ever see de bone fight?"
"Dat's all! I'se de bone."