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Stupid Men Jokes Vol.2
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| Grow your own
dope...
plant a man! |
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QUESTION: What did God say after creating man?
ANSWER: I can do better. |
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APOLOGIZING
He:
"Oh! Are you really a mind-reader?"
She: "Yes! I am."
He: "Then I hope
you aren't offended. I didn't mean what
I thought about
you." |
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QUESTIONS: Why are gingerbread men the best men of
all?
ANSWERS: They are cute. They are sweet. and if they
give you
any lip,
you can bite their heads off. |
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NO DISSENSION
She:
"How is your Debating Society getting along?"
He: "Very well. We
have forty members, and we all
agree
beautifully." |
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She (tenderly): "And
are mine the only
lips you have
kissed?"
He: "Yes, and they
are the sweetest of all." |
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BRAIN FOOD
"This theory about fish being brain food is all
nonsense."
"Why do you say so?"
"Because the greatest number of fish are eaten by the
very people
who
are idiots enough to sit out all day waiting for them to bite." |
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QUESTION: What is the definition of nothing?
ANSWER: When a man with an erection walks into a
brick wall
and injures.......
his nose. |
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