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Stupid Men Jokes Vol.2
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| Grow your own
dope...
plant a man! |
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QUESTION: What did God say after creating man?
ANSWER: I can do better. |
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APOLOGIZING
He:
"Oh! Are you really a mind-reader?"
She: "Yes! I am."
He: "Then I hope
you aren't offended. I didn't mean what
I thought about
you." |
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QUESTIONS: Why are gingerbread men the best men of
all?
ANSWERS: They are cute. They are sweet. and if they
give you
any lip,
you can bite their heads off. |
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NO DISSENSION
She:
"How is your Debating Society getting along?"
He: "Very well. We
have forty members, and we all
agree
beautifully." |
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She (tenderly): "And
are mine the only
lips you have
kissed?"
He: "Yes, and they
are the sweetest of all." |
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BRAIN FOOD
"This theory about fish being brain food is all
nonsense."
"Why do you say so?"
"Because the greatest number of fish are eaten by the
very people
who
are idiots enough to sit out all day waiting for them to bite." |
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QUESTION: What is the definition of nothing?
ANSWER: When a man with an erection walks into a
brick wall
and injures.......
his nose. |
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Wife: "Oh, you needn't sneer! I mean
every word I say."
Husband: "I'm not
sneering, my dear. I'm just thinking what a lot you must
mean." |
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SKY PICTURE
The amateur artist was painting sunset, red
with blue streaks and
green
dots.
The old rustic, at a respectful distance, was watching.
"Ah," said the artist looking up suddenly, "perhaps to you, too,
Nature
has opened her sky picture page by page! Have you seen the lambent
flame
of dawn leaping across the livid east; the red-stained, sulphurous
islets
floating in the lake of fire in the west; the ragged clouds at
midnight,
black as a raven's wing, blotting out the shuddering moon?"
"No," replied the rustic, "not since I give up drink." |
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