God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?


Four passengers Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

The Russian takes a bottle of the best Russian's Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. 

The Cuban takes a pack of Havana's Cigar, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world - Havana, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigar and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of Havana's Cigar through the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. 

At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through the window. Nobody was impressed. 


It was Christmas, and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. 
"What are you charged with?" 
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. 
"That's no offense," said the judge. " How early were you doing it?" 
" Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.



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Lawyer: "By the bye, talking of old times, do you remember that occasion when I made such an awful ass of myself?"

Lawyer's Wife: "Which?"
Lawyer (suddenly, to beautiful young girl, who has not opened her lips since she was introduced to him a quarter of an hour ago): "And now let us talk of something else!"
Law Humor

Famous novelist, tells of a recent encounter with the law. The value of a short story he was writing depended upon a certain legal situation which he found difficult to manage. Going to a lawyer of his acquaintance he told him the plot and was shown a way to the desired end. "You've saved me just $900," he exclaimed, "for that's what I am going to get for this story."

A week later he received a bill from the lawyer as follows: "For literary advice, $900." He says he paid.
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"So you have had a long siege of nervous prostration?" nurse said to the lawyer.

"What caused it? Overwork?"

"In a way, yes," he answers weakly. "I tried to do some free work for a local charity, but it doesn't agree with my personality."

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