THROW
IT AWAY
Four
passengers Russian, a Cuban,
an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian
takes a bottle
of the best Russian's Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass,
drinks
it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in
the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine.
And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying
that,
he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle through it. All the
others are quite impressed.
The Cuban
takes a pack of
Havana's Cigar, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it
saying:
"In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world - Havana, nowhere in the
world there is so many and so good cigar and we have so much of them,
that
we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of
Havana's
Cigar through the window. One more time, everybody is quite
impressed.
At this
time, the American
just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through the
window.
Nobody was impressed.
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