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Humor From Work
Vol.1
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Boss:
"I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases
tension,
which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed.
- "Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."
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Did you hear about the Wall
Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's so happy that he's giving
some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
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winter morning, an employee
explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late.
"It was so
slippery out that
for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss
eyed him suspiciously.
" Oh, yeah? Then how you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said,
" and started for home."
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Boss:
"I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue
to increase."
Employee: "That's because
there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?"
Boss: "Right. Except
for the 'us' part."
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Send
a link or joke to a friend
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COMMON SENSE
A mysterious building had been erected on
the outskirts of a small
town. It was shrouded in mystery. All that was known about it was that
it was a chemical laboratory. An old farmer, driving past the place
after
work had been started, and seeing a man in the doorway, called to him:
"What be ye doin' in this place?"
"We are searching for a universal solvent—something that will
dissolve
all things," said the chemist.
"What good will thet be?"
"Imagine, sir! It will dissolve all things. If we want a solution of
iron, glass, gold—anything, all that we have to do is to drop it in
this
solution."
"Fine," said the farmer, "fine! What be ye goin' to keep it in?" |
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ANCESTRY
When in England, an American politician had
luncheon with
a prominent Englishman noted for boasting of his ancestry.
Taking a
coin
from his pocket, the Englishman said:
"My great-great-grandfather was
made
a lord by the king whose picture you see on this shilling."
"Indeed!"
replied
the American politician, smiling, as he produced another coin.
"What a
coincidence!
My great-great-grandfather was made an angel by the Indian whose
picture
you see on this cent." |
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