Humor From Work Vol.1

Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. 
- "Knock knock." 
Employee: "Who's there?" 
Boss: "Not you anymore."

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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? 

He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

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One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. 

" It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." 

The boss eyed him suspiciously. " Oh, yeah? Then how you ever get here?" 

" I finally gave up," he said, " and started for home."

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." 
Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" 
Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."



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