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Humor From Work
Vol.4
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Letters
Of Recommendations For Fired Employees
For an employee with no
ambition:
- "This worker could not care
less about the number of hours he had to put in."
- "You would indeed be fortunate
to get him/her to work for your company."
For a dishonest employee:
- "Her true ability was deceiving."
- "He's an unbelievable worker."
For the chronically absent:
- "A man/woman like him/her
is hard to find."
For a bad secretary:
- "It seemed her career was
just taking off."
For a bad part time student
employee:
"I feel his real talent is
wasted here."
For the office drunk:
"We generally found him/her
loaded with work to do."
For unproductive employee:
"I can assure you that no person
would be better for the job."
For an employee who is not
in further consideration:
"I would urge you to waste
no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach
a person like him/her."
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SIGN
posted on a hospital bulletin board:
"The
community chorus will
begin Monday - night rehearsals at 6 p.m. We have a special need for
men's
voices, but all parts are welcome." |
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Send
a link or joke to a friend
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MESSAGE
A suburban train was slowly working its way
through one of the
blizzards
of winter. Finally it came to a dead stop and all efforts to start it
again
were futile.
In the wee, small hours of the morning a weary commuter, numb from
the
cold and the cramped position in which he had tried to sleep, crawled
out
of the train and floundered through the heavy snow-drifts to the
nearest
station. This is the message he emailed:
"Will not be at office to-day. Not home yesterday yet." |
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COMPENSATION
"Speakin' of de law of compensation," said
an old member of the Mennonite community, "an automobile
goes faster dan a mule, but at de same time it hits harder and balks
longer." |
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COMPETITION
A farmer during a long-continued drought
made a machine for
watering
his fields. The very first day while he was trying it there suddenly
came
a downpour of rain. He put away his machine.
"It's no use," he said; "you can do nothing nowadays without
competition." |
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