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Humor From Work
Vol.4
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Letters
Of Recommendations For Fired Employees
For an employee with no
ambition:
- "This worker could not care
less about the number of hours he had to put in."
- "You would indeed be fortunate
to get him/her to work for your company."
For a dishonest employee:
- "Her true ability was deceiving."
- "He's an unbelievable worker."
For the chronically absent:
- "A man/woman like him/her
is hard to find."
For a bad secretary:
- "It seemed her career was
just taking off."
For a bad part time student
employee:
"I feel his real talent is
wasted here."
For the office drunk:
"We generally found him/her
loaded with work to do."
For unproductive employee:
"I can assure you that no person
would be better for the job."
For an employee who is not
in further consideration:
"I would urge you to waste
no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach
a person like him/her."
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SIGN posted on a hospital bulletin board:
"The
community chorus will
begin Monday - night rehearsals at 6 p.m. We have a special need for
men's
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