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Humor From Work Vol. 7
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FUNERAL
A business woman was leaving
a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral
procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was
followed
by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was
a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200
women
walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She
respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your
loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"The woman replied, "Well, the
first
hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman
replied,"My
dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in
the
second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying
to
help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful
moment of silence passes between the two women.
"Could I borrow that dog?"
"Get in line."
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INTERVIEWER to job applicant:
"Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other
than your parents want you out of their house?"
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GENTLEMEN
The headwaiter
of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn
jeans
and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the
toilet?"
"Go down the hall and turn
left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked
'Gentlemen';
pay no attention to it and go right on in."
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