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Humor From Work Vol. 8
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Prison vs. Work
In Prison: You spend the
majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At Work: You spend most
of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In Prison: You
get three meals a day for free.
At Work: You only get
a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In Prison: You get time
off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded
for good behavior with more work.
In Prison: A guard locks
and unlocks all the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry
around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In Prison: You
can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired
for watching TV and playing games.
In Prison: You get your
own toilet.
At Work: You have to
share.
In Prison: They allow
your family and friends to visit. At Work: You cannot even
speak
to your family or friends.
In Prison: All expenses
are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At Work: You get to
pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your
salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison: You spend
most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get
out.
At Work: You spend most
of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In Prison:There are
wardens who are often sadistic. At Work: They are called
supervisors.
In Prison:You can't
get fired if you read e-mail jokes. At Work: You get fired if
you
get caught.
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COLLEGE GRADUATE
A young man hired by a supermarket
reported to his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and
a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep
out
the store."
"But I'm a college graduate,"
young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I apologize. I didn't
know that," said the manager." Here, give me the broom - I'll show you
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