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Humor From Work
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ATTENTION
A businessman who needed millions
of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the
money.
By chance he knelt next to
a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman
took
out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed,
the
man got up and left the church.
The businessman then closed his eyes and
prayed, "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention .... "
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JOB SECURITY
After being
laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a
warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the
loading
dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have
to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs. "How
much will it cost?" asked Arnold. "About $4,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed
Arnold. 'I've finally got job security!"
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