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Humor From Work
Vol.3
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Study
For America's
Corporate Recreation Preferences
The sport of choice for unemployed
or incarcerated people is: BASKETBALL
The sport of choice for maintenance
level employees is: BOWLING
The sport of choice for front
line workers is: FOOTBALL
The sport of choice for supervisors
is: BASEBALL
The sport of choice for middle
management is: TENNIS
The sport of choice for corporate
officers is: GOLF
CONCLUSION: The higher
you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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ADVICE
An office manager arrives at
his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally
stressed
out. He gives him the advice: "I went home every afternoon for two
weeks
and had myself pampered by my wife. It was fantastic and it really
helped.
You should try it too!".
Two weeks later when the manager
arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full of energy at
his
desk. The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full
speed.
"I see you followed my advice?".
"I did", answers the employee,
"It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice house!". |
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