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Humor From Work Vol.5

A young woman walks into accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, social security number, address, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant said: "Oh no, that will never work, I don't want to put that as your occupation, try to rephrase that." She said: "Ok, I'm a prostitute." Accountant: "Try again." Then the  woman said: "OK I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks: "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 6,000 cocks last year."

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A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote:
" There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.

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An American on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around". The steward answers, "Actually sir, I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink". Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?" Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female." Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!" Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."

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Office Worker: "Well, s'pose we each pay $50 and say no more about it."

Stupid Man Jokes

"You say Jim made a complete confession? What did he get—five years?"
"No, fifty thousand dollars. He confessed to the magazine."

Law Humor

FIRST MUSIC CRITIC: "I wasted a whole evening by going to that new pianist's concert last night!"
FIRST MUSIC CRITIC: "His playing was above criticism!"