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Humor From Work
Vol.6
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LUMBERJACK
A large lumber camp advertised
that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a
skinny
little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head
lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man
and told him to leave.
"Just give me a chance to show
you what I can do," said the skinny man.
"Okay, see that giant redwood
over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it
down."
The skinny man headed for the
tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's
door.
"I cut it down," said the man.
The lumberjack couldn't believe
his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like
that?"
"In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied
the puny man.
"You mean the 'Sahara Desert',"
said the lumberjack.
The little man laughed and
answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"
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THE DIFFERENCE
The social
worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and
mine?"
The bartender replied: "I only
had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very
good
drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their
innermost
thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and
thousands
of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique,
and you still may never hear them!!!
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NOTE
TO WEIGHT WATCHERS
A new
bakery opened in the building where Weight Watchers meetings were held.
One day people noticed a sign in the bakery window:
"NOTE
TO WEIGHT WATCHERS -
All cake sales confidential!"
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