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Humor From Work Vol.6

A large lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door. The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave. 
"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the skinny man. 
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the lumberjack. "Take your axe and go cut it down." 
The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjack's door. "I cut it down," said the man. 
The lumberjack couldn't believe his eyes and said, "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?" 
"In the 'Sahara Forest'," replied the puny man. 
"You mean the 'Sahara Desert'," said the lumberjack. 
The little man laughed and answered back, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"

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The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" 
The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!

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A new bakery opened in the building where Weight Watchers meetings were held. One day people noticed a sign in the bakery window:

All cake sales confidential!"

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The Christmas church services were proceeding very successfully when a woman in the gallery got so interested that she leaned out too far and fell over the railing. Her dress caught in a chandelier, and she was suspended in mid-air. The minister noticed her undignified position and thundered at the congregation:
"Any person in this congregation who turns around will be struck stone-blind."
A man, whose curiosity was getting the better of him, but who dreaded the clergyman's warning, finally turned to his companion and said:
"I'm going to risk one eye."

Political Jokes

"When I first decided to allow the people of my area to use my name as a candidate for Congress, I went out to a neighboring parish to speak," said new political candidate recently to some friends at the fancy Hotel in Washington.
"An old local farmer came up to greet me after the meeting. He said, 'I's powerful glad to see you, young man. I's known ob you sense you was a babby. Knew yoh pappy long befo' you-all wuz bohn, too. He used to hold de same office you got now. I 'members how he held dat same office fo' years an' years.'
"'What office do you mean, sir?' I asked, as I never knew pop held any office.
"'Why, de office ob candidate, sir; yoh pappy was candidate fo' many years.'"