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Humor About Women Vol.5
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| Women prefer the
simple things
in life...like men. |
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COOKING HABIT
Lady was cooking bacon in her kitchen
as Jim, a housepainter,
worked nearby. After laying the crispy slices on a paper towel, she
poured
the hot grease into a jar she keep specifically for that reason, it's a
habit she picked up from her mother.
Than she noticed that the non-stick surface of the frying pan had come
unstuck in places. She checked the bacon, and there seemed to be some
pieces
stuck to them. Rather than take any chances, she threw the bacon and
the
frying pan away. Jim, pausing in his work, remarked, "At my house, we
keep
the bacon and the pan, and throw the grease out." |
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CAN
YOU
FIX IT?
One day a woman doing laundry discovered
that the dryer
stopped. She
called to her husband: "Hey honey, the dryer's broke.. can you
fix
it?"
"Does it say dryer repairman anywhere on my forehead?"
he asked.
"No," she said.
A few minutes later she came back and told him that the
porch was
breaking and it was dangerous.
"Does it say carpenter anywhere on my forehead?" he
asked.
"No," she said again.
A few days later the oven broke. "Hey honey... I can't
fix dinner...
the oven broke. Can you fix it?"
"Do I look like... an oven repair man?"
"No," she replied.
A couple of days later he went on a business trip. When
he came
back he said to his wife, "Hey honey.
I noticed you got all that stuff around the house fixed.
How much
did it cost?"
Well," she said, "our neighbour down the street came
over and he
agreed to do all the repairs for free if I'd sleep with him or bake him
a cake."
"What kind of cake did you make him?"
She looked at him smugly and said: "Do you see Betty
Crocker written
anywhere on my forehead?" |
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