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Humor About Women Vol.6
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It
sometimes takes a girl a long time to learn that
a
flirtation
is attention without intention.
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Mother: "But, my dear daughter,
you've only known him three
weeks."
Daughter: "I know
that, mother, but on the other hand if I delay
in accepting
him
he might find out some things about me he won't like, too." |
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"I would die for you," said the rich older groom.
"How soon?" asked the practical bride to be. |
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STOLEN
KISS
"I took that
pretty girl from the church home the other night, and
stole
a kiss."
"What did she say?"
"Will that be all?"
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Did you hear that they are
going to stop circumcising
men?
They discovered they were
throwing away the best part. |
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FORTUNE
"Would you have
married me if my
father hadn't left
me a fortune?" the newly married man asked his wife.
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter
who left you a fortune."
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SHE:
"I would like to have a globe
of the Earth."
HE: "What size,
dear?"
SHE: "Life-size, of
course."
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