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Humor About Women Vol.2
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| Mother to her doughter:
" If
you catch a man...throw him back." |
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INSIDE INFORMATION
A young woman was expecting twins. Her sister Joan
arranged a baby
pool with all family members. She asked each of family members to guess
the date of arrival, weight and sex of the babies. When Joan came
around
her pregnant sister, she asked, "Joan, do I get to guess, too?" "No"
she
answered "You have inside information!" |
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Question: Do you
know what it means to come home to a man
who'll give you
a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
Answer: It means
you're in the wrong house. |
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MESSAGE
Phoning
the florist to order some flowers for her
lover's funeral,
woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the
card.
"Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, 'You will be missed."'
Visiting
the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived
but
mortified that the card had her exact words: "I guess you will be
missed."
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Question:
Do you know why is it so hard for women to find men
that are sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
Answer: Because
they already have boyfriends.
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ON FIRST DATE
She:
"What do you mean by kissing me? What do you
mean?"
He: "Er—er—nothing."
She:
"Then don't you dare do it again. I won't
have any man
kissing me
unless he means business, d'ye hear?"
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