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Humor About Women Vol.9
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WIDOWS
During the
course of conversation between two ladies in a
hotel
parlor one said to the other: "Are you married?" "No, I am not,"
replied the other. "Are you?"
"No," was the reply, "I, too, am on the single list," adding:
"Strange that two such estimable women as ourselves should have
been overlooked in the great matrimonial market! Now that lady,"
pointing to another who was passing, "has been widowed four times,
two of her husbands having been cremated. The woman," she
continued, "is plain and uninteresting, and yet she has them to
burn." |
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QUITE DOPEY
A nurse had to take a patient back
to her room
after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic
and
was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was
confronted
with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?"
The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey."
One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"
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SLEEP FACTOR
A few women were discussing diet
tips. When it was
mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important
as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep
was
a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time
I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!" |
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SHE: "I consider, dear, that sheep are the stupidest
creatures living."
HE:
(absent-mindedly) —"Yes, my lamb."
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