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Humor About Women Vol.4
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| Woman—the
only sex which attaches more importance to
what's on its head than to what's in it. |
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PERFECT DRESS
Shortly after the birth of their
second child, her
husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more
than
two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each
dress
accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the
last selection, she asked for her husband's opinion. By this time, he
had
learned just the right things to say. "It's perfect!" he exclaimed. "It
makes your waist look smaller, your legs look longer and slenderizes
your
hips."
Just then, a voice from the dressing room piped up. "If there's a dress
here that will do all that- I'll take ten!" |
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CONVERSATION
Doctor to the young pregnant woman:
"Did you and your husband plan this pregnancy?"
"No" she replied "we just talked about it." There was a pause before
doctor said, "That must have been some conversation." |
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Doughter to her mother:
"What's an orgasm Mom?
I don't know...ask your father. "
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GET
TWO
Several women were discussing what they should have for
dinner. "If
you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen
dinners
are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
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