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Humor About Women

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| The only
problem with women
is men. |
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HARD
TO GET
"How very few statues there are of real women."
"Yes! it's hard to get them to look right."
"How so?"
"A woman remaining still and saying nothing doesn't seem true
to
life."
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Son:
"What's an echo, Dad?"
Dad: "An echo, my son, is
the only thing that can
deprive a
woman of
the last word."
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MIRACLE
At a family gathering, husband began
teasing his
wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her
husband,
"when I get my way, that's a compromise."
"What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied,
"That's
a miracle!" |
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| ADVICE: A good
time to keep your mouth
shut is
when you're in deep water. |
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