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Humor About Women
The only problem with women is men.

HARD TO GET

"How very few statues there are of real women."
"Yes! it's hard to get them to look right."
"How so?"
"A woman remaining still and saying nothing doesn't seem true to life."

Son: "What's an echo, Dad?"
Dad: "An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word."

MIRACLE

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." 
"What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

ADVICE: A  good  time  to keep your mouth shut is when you're in  deep  water.


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LIFE
"Your husband says he leads a dog's life," said one woman.
"Yes, it's very similar," answered the other. "He comes in with muddy feet, makes himself comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed."
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HE: "Elizabeth, would you like to have a puppy?"
SHE: "Oh, Edward," the girl gushed, "how delightfully humble of you. Yes, dearest, I accept."
Viruses

Susan and her old friend Lynn had had three days together.

"You have a pretty place here, Susan," remarked the guest on the morning of his departure. "But it looks a bit bare yet."

"Oh, that's because the trees are so young," answered the host comfortably. "I hope they'll have grown to a good size before you come again."
Rhetoric
HE: (wondering if his rival has been accepted) —"Are both your rings darling?"
SHE (concealing the hand) —"Oh, dear, yes. One has been in the family since the time of Alfred, but the other is newer"—(blushing)—"it only dates from the conquest."