Humor About Women



The only problem with women is men.

HARD TO GET

"How very few statues there are of real women."
"Yes! it's hard to get them to look right."
"How so?"
"A woman remaining still and saying nothing doesn't seem true to life."


Son: "What's an echo, Dad?"
Dad: "An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word."


MIRACLE

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." 
"What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

ADVICE: A  good  time  to keep your mouth shut is when you're in  deep  water.


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