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Humor About Women Vol.7
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A mother need only step into
the shower to
be instantly
reassured she is indispensable to every member of her
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TORTURE IT
Young woman sat down in small
restaurant, a waitress
came over to take her order.
"I'll have a hamburger please."
"Burger!" she yelled over her shoulder.
Then woman added. "Make it well done."
Waitres turned away again. "Torture it!" she yelled. |
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Question: Why is a modem better than
a
woman?
Answer: A modem doesn't mind if you
talk to other modems. A modem doesn't
complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will
sit
patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction
manual.
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CLOSE ENOUGH
A young woman with a happy, cheerful
voice was working
in her husband's trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a
trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short
conversation,
he said he could hardly wait to meet her. "I just know you are small,
blond
with blue eyes," he said. "No," young woman replied, "I'm tall,
brunette
and have brown eyes." "Close enough!" said the trucker. |
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Question:
How many
feminists does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: That's not
funny.
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SOMEONE HAS TO STAY
BEHIND
After reading an article in the
evening paper about
women living longer than men, an old man commented, "I wonder why men
go
first?" His wife had an explanation: "Someone has to stay behind to pick up the
clothes!"
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