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Humor About Women Vol.1
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| The average man is
proof enough
that women can take a joke.
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THE LAST
10 THINGS ANY WOMAN
WOULD EVER SAY:
- I'm wrong, you must be right again.
- Could our relationship be more
Physical?
I'm tired of
just being friends.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- This diamond is way too big.
- I won't even put my lips on that
thing unless I
get to swallow.
- Does this make my butt look too small?
- Let us talk about you. I've done
nothing but
talk
about myself all evening.
- Please don't throw that old T-shirt
away, the
holes in the armpit
are just too cute.
- Hey, get a whiff of that one.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's
easier for
me to douche
that way.
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OPTIMISTIC
One woman
to another at a singles bar:
"I'm not as optimistic about relationships
as I used to be. These days, when I
meet a man,
I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other
weekend
with?" |
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GOOD
ANSWER
Papa:
"Why did you permit your new boyfriend to
kiss you in
the parlor last
night?"
Daughter: "Because
I was afraid he'd catch cold
in the hall." |
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