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Humor About Women Vol.8
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If you wear matching
underwear on your first date,
your expectations are too high. |
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TERRIFIC JOB
The wedding was over, and the reception was in full
swing. Dave an
usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party.
His wife, Betty was not.
"Don't be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job.
I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding."
"Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine."
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Interviewer: "What
sort of girls make the best
show-girls?"
Stage Manager:
"Those who have the most to show,
of course." |
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CHANGING THE SUBJECT
She: "Well! Let us change the subject. I've
done
nothing but
talk
about myself all evening."
He: "I'm sure we couldn't find anything better."
She: "Very well, then! Suppose you talk
about me for
a while." |
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Mother
to teenage daughter: "The bad
news is, we're
moving to a different city. The good news is, your new school full of
boys
who didn't see you get sick in the cafeteria last month,"
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LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
"It was a case of love at first sight when I met him."
"Then why didn't you marry him?"
"I met him again so often." |
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