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Humor About Women Vol.8
If you wear matching underwear on your first date,
your expectations are too high. 

TERRIFIC JOB

The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. 
"Don't be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job. I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding." 
"Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine." 

Interviewer: "What sort of girls make the best show-girls?"
Stage Manager: "Those who have the most to show, of course."

CHANGING THE SUBJECT

She: "Well! Let us change the subject. I've done nothing but talk about myself all evening."
He: "I'm sure we couldn't find anything better."
She: "Very well, then! Suppose you talk about me for a while."

Mother to teenage daughter: "The bad news is, we're moving to a different city. The good news is, your new school full of boys who didn't see you get sick in the cafeteria last month,"

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

"It was a case of love at first sight when I met him."
"Then why didn't you marry him?"
"I met him again so often."

We admire the strict impartiality of the judge who recently fined his wife ninety-five dollars for contempt of court, but we would hate to have been in the judge's shoes when he got home that night.


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MORALITY

The more-or-less-religious woman was deeply shocked when the new neighbors sent over on Sunday morning to borrow her lawn-mower.
"The very idea," she exclaimed to her husband, "of cutting grass on the Sabbath! Shameful! Certainly, they can't have it. Tell them we haven't any lawn mower."

PAY BACK TIME

The wife suggested to her husband that he should pay back to her the twenty dollars he had borrowed the week before.

"But," the husband protested indignantly, "I've already paid that twenty dollars back to you twice! You can't expect me to pay it again!"

"Oh, very well," the wife retorted with a contemptuous sniff, "never mind, since you are as mean as that."

PERFECT LADY

After treading rather heavily on her foot, the man in the train made humble apology to the woman. She listened in grim silence, and, when he had made an end, spoke very much to the point:

"That's it! Walk all over a body's feet, and then blat about how sorry you be. Well, I just want you to understand that if I wasn't a perfect lady, I'd slap your dirty face!"