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Humor About Women Vol.3
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He Says-She Says
- A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind,
I'll do it
myself," lets her.
- A woman is a
person who,
if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her,
gets mad.
- A man is a person who, if a woman
says to him,
"Never mind, I'll
do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, says, "Now what are
you
mad about?"
- A woman is a
person who,
if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her,
and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If
you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
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NUTRITION VALUE
A woman was cutting her husband's thinning
hair, when
their teenage
son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried
to tempt him with its nutritious qualities.
—"It has more vitamin C than
an orange," she remarked.
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"And more hair than Dad," added their son. |
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Question: Why is it
good that there are women astronauts?
Answer: So that
when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask
for directions. |
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SURVEY
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she
felt about condoms.
She
said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
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