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Marriage & Wedding Humor Vol.2
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FEMININITY
Julia: "Our
friend Mary married a very wealthy man, you
know. She tells
me she
has absolutely nothing to wish for."
Linda: "Oh, Julia!
What a dreadful state to be
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Husband: "Why is it
that women always say,
'I'll be ready
in two
seconds'?"
Wife: "Humph! and
why is it that men always
say, 'Oh! I'm
ready now'?" |
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POETIC & PRACTICAL
Poetic
Groom: "I could sit here forever, gazing
into
your eyes,
and listening to the wash of the ocean."
Practical Bride:
"Oh! That reminds me, darling,
we have not
paid our honeymoon bill yet." |
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She: "I never saw a
married couple who got on so
well
together as Mr.
and Mrs. Smith."
He: "Humph! I know!
Each of them does exactly as she
likes." |
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LITERALLY
Husband: "I understand that she fairly threw herself at
him."
Wife: "Yes! They met in an automobile collision." |
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She: "I have not
been able to wear my new
hat yet on
account of
the weather."
He: "Humph! And I
suppose by the time it
clears up
the
fashion will have changed." |
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HOW IT HAPPENED
"What! You don't mean to tell me they are
engaged! Why!
They never
met
until a week ago."
"I know it. But they happened, while out rowing
together, to get
caught
in a thunder storm." |
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