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Marriage & Wedding Humor Vol.6
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| Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh,
dear, you left the kitchen door open and
the
draught has shut my cookery book, so that now I haven't the faintest
idea what it is I'm cooking." |
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AFTER PARTY
After the party, as the couple was
driving home,
the woman asks her husband, "Honey has anyone ever told you how
handsome,
sexy and irresistible to women you are?"
The flattered husband said, "No dear they haven't."
The wife yells, "Then what the hell gave you THAT idea at the party
tonight???" |
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"That you, dearie? I'm detained at the office on very
important
business
and I may not be home until late. Please, don't wait for me."
"I won't, dearie. You'll come home as early as you can, won't you?
And
John, dear——"
"Yes; what is it?"
"Please don't draw to any inside straights." |
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IMPOSSIBLE
Staggering in from their tenth
anniversary dinner,
the besotted husband collapsed in a chair and let out a stentorian
belch.
"That's it George ! I've had it this time." his wife screamed. "I'm
cutting you off forever."
"That's impossible," he replied, "you don't even
know where
I'm getting it." |
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Rich Uncle: "But why
do you want to get married,
Jones?"
Jones: "Well, dear
uncle, I don't want our
name to die out." |
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