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Marriage &
Wedding Humor Vol.3
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FISHING OPPORTUNITY
A man phones home from his office and
tells his wife, "Something
has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. Its the
opportunity
of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing
equipment,
and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick
them
up."
He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off. A week
later he returns. His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip,
Dear?"
He says: "Oh yes, the fishing was great, but you forgot to pack
my blue silk pajamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't, I put them in
your tackle box." |
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THE DIFFERENCE
She: "I'm so glad we're engaged."
He: "But you knew all the time that I loved you,
didn't you?"
She: "Yes, dear, I knew it, but you didn't." |
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| My wife sez that I'm too extravagant;
that if anything
ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean
look
at all the experience I've got. |
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REASSURING
She: "Oh! Jack! Are you perfectly certain
that
you love me?"
He: "My darling! You don't suppose that I have
lived for
thirty years
without knowing love when I feel it." |
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A husband and wife were shopping when
the wife said, "Darling,
its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her?"
"She would like something electric."
The husband
replied, "How
about a chair?!?" |
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SURE SIGNS
"Afraid you're going to have insomnia? What
are the
symptoms?"
"Twins." |
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