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Marriage &
Wedding Humor Vol.8
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GUESS
The newly married man came home from
work to find
his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a
negligee.
"Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked
seductively.
"And don't you dare tell me you hadit for lunch today." |
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Small Girl:
"To-day's my mummy's wedding-day."
Smaller Girl (with air of
superiority): "My
mummy was married years ago." |
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REMEMBERING
Husband and wife were watching a
romantic scene on
TV decipting a man and woman reminiscing about the day of the week that
they first met, had their first kiss and his proposal, when husband
quickly
interjected, "What day is today?"
Thinking he was remembering their special days, she said, "Why do
you ask?"
"I was just wondering," he replied, "if tonight
is garbage
night." |
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| Best Man (seeing
couple off on honeymoon): "Here you
are—just a few
magazines to help pass away the time." |
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CHANGING PLACES
"They say that she was his stenographer
before marriage."
"She has evidently reversed the order of things."
"How so?"
"She does the dictating now." |
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Doughter: "He
proposed to me last night, mother. What shall I do?"
Mother: "Find how
much property he has, my dear!" |
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