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Marriage &
Wedding Humor Vol.4
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NOT FOR SALE
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were
sitting outside a
Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman
approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded
no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the
husband
replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's
not from the States." "Yes I am." said the wife.
He looked at her and asked. "Is he your husband?"
"Yes." she replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels
for her."
The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he
replied, "she's not for sale." After the salesman left, the
somewhat
indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to
which
the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100
camels
back home." |
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Husband: "What is
the use
of arguing, my dear? Let us forgive and
forget."
Wife: "That is just
the trouble. I am always forgiving,
and you are always
forgetting." |
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USEFUL
Husband:
"I want to buy you something useful for your
birthday. What can you
suggest?"
Wife: "Oh! I think
a really useful diamond ring would do
as well as
anything." |
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Husband: "I say,
dear, it's bitterly cold. Hadn't you
better put something
on
your chest?"
Wife: "Don't worry,
old thing. I've powdered them three
times." |
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| In all the
wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of the plums.—Douglas
Jerrold. |
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NOBILITY
A wealthy young woman from New York was
recently wedded to a member
of the nobility of England, and the ceremony occurred in the most
fashionable
of London churches—St. George's.
Among the guests was a cousin of the bride, as sturdy an American as
can be imagined. He gave an interesting summary of the wedding when
asked
by a girl friend whether the marriage was a happy one.
"Happy? I should say it was," said the cousin. "The bride was happy,
her mother was overjoyed, Lord Charles, the groom, was in ecstasies,
and his creditors, I understand, were in a state of absolute
bliss." |
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MESSAGE
There is living in rural Illinois a solemn
man who is often funny without
meaning to be. At the time of his wedding, Henry lived in a town some
distance
from the home of the bride. The wedding was to be at her house. On the
eventful day the solemn man started for the station, but on the way met
the village grocer, who talked so entertainingly that the bridegroom
missed
his train.
Naturally he was very upset. He know something must be done, and done
quickly.
So he sent the following telegram:
Don't marry till I come.—HENRY. |
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