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Marriage &
Wedding Humor Vol.4
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NOT FOR SALE
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were
sitting outside a
Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman
approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded
no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the
husband
replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's
not from the States." "Yes I am." said the wife.
He looked at her and asked. "Is he your husband?"
"Yes." she replied.
Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels
for her."
The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he
replied, "she's not for sale." After the salesman left, the
somewhat
indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to
which
the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100
camels
back home." |
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Husband: "What is
the use
of arguing, my dear? Let us forgive and
forget."
Wife: "That is just
the trouble. I am always forgiving,
and you are always
forgetting." |
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USEFUL
Husband:
"I want to buy you something useful for your
birthday. What can you
suggest?"
Wife: "Oh! I think
a really useful diamond ring would do
as well as
anything." |
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Husband: "I say,
dear, it's bitterly cold. Hadn't you
better put something
on
your chest?"
Wife: "Don't worry,
old thing. I've powdered them three
times." |
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