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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.4
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COFFEE BREAK
Four surgeons were taking
a coffee break and were discussing their
work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to
operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to
operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You
open them up
and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers.
They're heartless
spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangeable."
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BOSS
When the Lord made man, all the
parts of the body
argued over who would be boss. The brain explained that since he
controlled
all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that
since
they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The
stomach
countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he
should be boss. The eyes said that without them man would be helpless,
so they should be boss. Then the asshole applied for the job. The other
parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the asshole became mad
and
closed up.
After a few days... The
brain went foggy, the legs got
wobbly,
the stomach got ill, and the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They
all
conceded and made the asshole boss.
This proved that you don't have to
be a brain
to be boss... Just an Asshole. |
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NO
REFILLS
A distraught patient phoned her
doctor's office. "Is it true",
the woman wanted to know, "that the
medication you
prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so."
The doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman
continued, "I'm wondering,
then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO
REFILLS.'" |
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