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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.7
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SILENT GASS EMISSIONS
A guy walks into his doctor's office. He
says, "Doctor,
I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these
silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas
emissions.
This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent
gas
emissions. And, while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent
gas
emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two
more."
The doctor replied, "Well, the first
thing we're going to do is check
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FOUR
SIGNS YOU MAY NEED A NEW
DOCTOR:
- You can read his handwriting.
- His malpractice lawyer names him
"Client of the
Year."
- He asks you to turn your head and
cought during an
eye exam.
- During surgery he keeps repeating
"The thighbone's
connected to
the knee bone."
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Mr. Johnson: "Yes,
the doctors saved my life, but
it
cost me
over $10,000."
Miss Parker: "Oh!
Mr. Johnson, what extravagance!"
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CAUSE AND EFFECT
"What a lot of suffering these ambulance
surgeons must
witness."
"Yes, indeed! Almost every time they go out they run
over some one." |
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CONVERSATION
Doctor to
the young pregnant woman: "Did you and your husband plan this
pregnancy?"
"No" she replied "we just talked about it."
There was
a pause before
doctor said, "That must have been
some conversation." |
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HE WAS WRONG
Doctor (examining prisoner): "Am I right in
presuming that it was your
passion for
strong drink that brought you here?"
Prisoner: "I don't think you know this place, doctor.
It's the
last place on earth I'd come to if I was looking for anything to drink." |
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MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE
The cleaning lady in her sixties, was much
upset.
Quoth she to a younger friend:
"Doctor's wife talks so outrageously. Yesterday she actually told me I
was
nothing but a hopeless old maid."
"That's pretty frank!" exclaimed the friend.
"Yes; wasn't it rude?"
"It certainly was rude," agreed the other. "Still, it's better than
having her tell lies about you." |
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SCIENTIFIC PROOF
One day a teacher was having a first-grade
class in physiology. She
asked them if they knew that there was a burning fire in the body all
of
the time. One little girl spoke up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke." |
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