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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.9
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PROBLEMS WITH SEX LIFE
A woman went to her psychiatrist
because she was
having severe problems with her sex life.The psychiatrist asked her
many
questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her
problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch
your husband's face while you are
making love?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did he look?"
"Very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting
somewhere
and he said, "Well, that's very
interesting; we must look into
this,
further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's
face
once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. Why was it that you saw
his face at this time?"
"He was looking at us
through the window." |
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EXPLORATORY SURGERY
A guy goes into the hospital for
exploratory surgery.
Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bed
side. "So
tell me Doc, what is did you find out?". The Doctor says, "Son we have
some good news and some bad news."
"Yea , so???" replies the patient.
"Well
the good news is that we were able to save your private parts." "Yes
that
is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"
"We put them under your
pillow ..." |
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CHANGES
There was a gynecologist who was just sick of his job.
He wanted to
do something else so he decided to go to school to be a mechanic. Well,
after six weeks, the final exam rolled around. When the instructor
handed
him his test, he noticed that he has received a 200% as a grade.
Curious
as to how this was possible, he hung back after class to talk to the
instructor.
"Sir, I noticed that I got
a 200% on my test. How?"
"Well, I gave you 50% for
dismantling the engine completely and
properly,
I gave you an additional 50% for reconstructing the engine completely
and
properly, and I gave you the final 100% for doing it all through the
tailpipe." |
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Is there a doctor in
the house? You bet. It's the world famous surgeon -- none
other that the irreverent beagle -- making his way to the operating
room. This surgeon knows that a great doctor dispenses
lots of sage advice along with "and drink lots of
water."
Enjoy
Snoopy's canine perspective on this mostesteemed profession.
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ADVERTISING
The editor of the local newspaper was
unable to secure advertising
from
one
of the dentists of the town, who asserted stoutly that he himself
never read ads., and didn't believe anyone else did.
"Will you advertise if I can convince you that our local folks read the
ads.?"
the
editor asked.
"If you can show me!" was the sarcastic answer. "But you can't."
In the next issue of the paper, the editor ran a line of small type
in
an obscure corner. It read:
"What is doctor Jenkins going to do about it?"
Doctor Jenkins, hastened to seek out the editor next day.
He
admitted that he was being pestered out of his wits by the curious. He
agreed to stand by the editor's explanation in the forthcoming issue,
and this was:
"Doctor Jenkins is going to advertise, of course. |
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APPEARANCES
"How chubby and well that little boy looks"
said administrator.
"Ah, you should never judge from appearances. He's got a gumboil on
one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other."
replied doctor. |
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