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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.9


A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are making love?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did he look?"
"Very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said,  "Well, that's very interesting; we must look into this, further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. Why was it that you saw his face at this time?"
"He was looking at us through the window."


A guy goes into the hospital for exploratory surgery. Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bed side. "So tell me Doc, what is did you find out?". The Doctor says, "Son we have some good news and some bad news."
"Yea , so???"
replies the patient.
"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts." "Yes that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"
"We put them under your pillow ..."


There was a gynecologist who was just sick of his job. He wanted to do something else so he decided to go to school to be a mechanic. Well, after six weeks, the final exam rolled around. When the instructor handed him his test, he noticed that he has received a 200% as a grade. Curious as to how this was possible, he hung back after class to talk to the instructor.
"Sir, I noticed that I got a 200% on my test. How?"
"Well, I gave you 50% for dismantling the engine completely and properly, I gave you an additional 50% for reconstructing the engine completely and properly, and I gave you the final 100% for doing it all through the tailpipe."

Is there a doctor in  the house? You bet. It's  the world  famous surgeon -- none other that the irreverent beagle -- making his way to the operating room. This surgeon knows that a great doctor dispenses lots of sage advice along with "and drink lots of water." 
Enjoy Snoopy's canine perspective on this mostesteemed profession.

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The editor of the local newspaper was unable to secure advertising from one of the dentists of the town, who asserted stoutly that he himself never read ads., and didn't believe anyone else did.
"Will you advertise if I can convince you that our local folks read the ads.?" the editor asked.
"If you can show me!" was the sarcastic answer. "But you can't."
In the next issue of the paper, the editor ran a line of small type in an obscure corner. It read:
"What is doctor Jenkins going to do about it?"
Doctor Jenkins, hastened to seek out the editor next day. He admitted that he was being pestered out of his wits by the curious. He agreed to stand by the editor's explanation in the forthcoming issue, and this was:
"Doctor Jenkins is going to advertise, of course.

On Kids Way

"How chubby and well that little boy looks" said administrator.
"Ah, you should never judge from appearances. He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and he has been stung by a wasp on the other." replied doctor.