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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.8


A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem anymore!" announces the proud physician. "They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills and your problems are history. "
So, the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thank you!  This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician. "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't been home yet."


A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"


A nurse had to take a patient back to  her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" 
The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey." 
One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"


The local physician was walking along a street one winter morning. The sidewalk was sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way carefully, as was also an older lady going in the opposite direction. In seeking to avoid each other, both slipped and they came down in a heap.
The polite doctor was overwhelmed and his embarrassment paralyzed his speech, but the older lady was equal to the occasion.
"Doctor, if you will be kind enough to rise and pick out your legs, I will take what remains," she said cheerfully.

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"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?" demanded the doctor angrily.
"It's like this, doctor," explained the nurse; "you kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
Law Humor
The MacTavish was not a mean man. No; he just knew the value of money. So, when the MacTavish developed a sore throat he meditated fearfully upon the expenditure of a doctor's fee. As an alternative he hung about for a day and a half outside the local doctor's establishment. Finally he managed to catch the great man.
"Say, doctor! Hoo's beez-ness wi' ye the noo?"
"Oh, feyr, feyr!"
"A s'pose ye've a deal o' prescribin' tae dae fer coolds an' sair throats?"
"An' what dae ye gin'rally gie fer a sair throat?"
"Naethin'," replied the canny old doctor, "I dinna' want a sair throat."
Golfers Humor
The woman was waiting for a diagnosis of her husband's illness. 
The doctor approached her with a dour expression and said, "I don't like the look of him."
The man's wife said, "I don't either, but he's good to the children."