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Medical Humor & Jokes Vol.8
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SEXUAL PERFORMANCE
A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor,
I have a
sexual performance
problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem
anymore!" announces the proud physician. "They just came out with
this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the
trick!
You take some pills and your problems are history. "
So, the doctor
gives
the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the
street.
"Doctor, Doctor!"
exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got
to thank
you!
This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear
that," says the pleased physician. "What does
your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the
man. "I haven't been home yet."
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The woman
was waiting for a diagnosis of her husband's illness.
The doctor approached her with a
dour expression
and said, "I don't like the look of
him."
The man's wife said, "I don't
either, but he's good to the children." |
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SECOND OPINION
A doctor and his wife were having a
big argument
at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted
and
stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends
and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so
long to answer the phone?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a SECOND OPINION."
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QUITE DOPEY
A nurse had to take a patient back
to her room
after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic
and
was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was
confronted
with four of woman friends who asked, "How
is she?"
The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite
dopey."
One of the friends said, "We know
that, but how is she healthwise?" |
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ACCIDENTS
The local physician was walking along a
street one
winter morning. The
sidewalk was sheeted with ice and the doctor was making his way
carefully, as was also an older lady going in the opposite direction.
In
seeking to avoid each other, both slipped and they came down in a
heap.
The polite doctor was overwhelmed and his embarrassment
paralyzed his speech, but the older lady was equal to the occasion.
"Doctor, if you will be
kind enough to rise and pick out
your
legs, I will take what remains," she said cheerfully. |
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