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Real
Life Humor Vol.4
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Soup Of The Day
One lady checked the chalkboard on which
the owner of
the local deli wrote her soup of the day. At the counter she told her
that she
didn't
think she'd sell much of it that day. Puzzled, owner of
the deli turned to the board,
and saw that she had written "Spit Pea Soup."
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Hiccups
One night a man developed a protracted case
of the hiccups. He tried
every remedy with no success. With each hiccup, a bed shook, and
he repeatedly woke up his wife. After several "Have you tried?"
suggestions,
his wife finally said, "Have you
tried sleeping in the guest
room?" |
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Looking for Something?
When they realized they could use a few
groceries, a couple stopped
at the local corner store. Man noticed the owners had renovated since
they
had last been in, and he couldn't find the drink cooler. He came upon
the
owners, sitting on a sofa. "Where's
the drink cooler?" man asked. "Looks
like you've moved everything around in here."
"You could say that,"
replied the owner. "We moved
everything out and
closed the store last month. You're standing in our living room."
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Good Grief!
Once, a co-worker was preparing for a
service but noticed that the
florist had failed to place a ribbon with the words "Beloved Brother"
on
the casket spray. An employee rushed to the flower shop, had the ribbon
prepared and hastily added it to the arrangement just as the family and
minister arrived. Later, the sister of the deceased bent to pay her
last
respects and noticed the ribbon she had requested. To our horror it
read "Beloved Bother."
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Some Nerve!
While on a car
trip, one man found himself behind a driver who,
although
he had his right-hand signal on and was able to turn, was busy talking
on his car phone. A man blew his torn and motioned him to proceed.
Poking
his head out the window, he said, "Can't you see I'm on the phone?"
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The guest
landing at the yacht club float with his host, both of
them
wearing oilskins and sou'-westers to protect them from the drenching
rain,
inquired:
"And who are those gentlemen seated on the veranda, looking so spick
and span in their white duck yachting caps and trousers, and keeping
the
waiters running all the time?"
"They're the rocking-chair members. They never go outside, and
they're
waterproof inside." |
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"Dad,
remember that story you told me about when you were expelled
from college?"
"Yes."
"Well, I was just thinking, dad, how true it is that history repeats
itself." |
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A jest's
prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
Of him that makes it.
—Shakespeare.
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