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Real
Life Humor Vol.7
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Destination Problem
Old farmer arrived at the station with the
goat he was to
ship North,
but
the freight agent was having difficulty in billing him.
"What's this goat's destination, Papa?" he asked.
"Suh?"
"I say, what's his destination? Where's he going?"
Old farmer searched carefully for the tag. A bit of
frayed cord was
all
that remained.
"Dat ornery goat!" he exploded wrathfully. "Yo' know,
suh, dat
iggorant
goat done completely et up his destination." |
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About
Viruses
As a computer-science teacher, he is
constandy lobbying for funding
to
buy hardware and software for his school.
At one meeting with the technology-pur-chases committee, he requested
money for a virus-protection program. "If
you're so worried about
viruses,"
one committee member replied, "why
don't you just spray the computers
with
disinfectant?" |
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Saying
It With
Flowers
When local flower shop gets too many phone
calls for the regular staff
to handle, one of their most capable flower designers steps in to take
orders. Since her first language is not English, our manager sometimes
double-checks her work.
One morning, the manager called a customer to verify the message our
designer had taken. When she finally stopped laughing, the client said,
"No!No! I want the message
to read 'Love you heaps,' not 'Love your
hips'!" |
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Deodorant
Story
Her younger sister rushed into her
room one
morning and
asked if she
had seen her deodorant. "I need it before math class," her sister
announced. "Since when do you need
deodorant before math ?" she asked. "Since we
started
geometry," her younger sister replied. |
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VALUE OF MONEY
A very wealthy
pig farmer from North America
admired a picture by popular artist.
"How much is that?" he demanded. The
dealer quoted the price as
$25,000.
"Holy pig's feet!" the magnate
spluttered. "For that money, I can
buy
live hogs and——"
His wife nudged him in the ribs, and
whispered: "Don't talk shop." |
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GOOD ADVERTISING
Not long ago a regular visitor of a popular
café in Chicago summoned his waiter
and delivered himself as follows:
"I want to know the meaning of this.
Look at this piece of beef. See
its size. Last evening I was served with a portion more than twice the
size of this."
"Where did you sit?" asked the
waiter.
"What has that to do with it? I
believe I sat by the window."
"In that case," smiled the waiter,
"the explanation is simple. We
always
serve customers by the window large portions. It's a good advertisement
for the place." |
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