| One day a woman doing laundry
discovered that the dryer stopped. She called to her husband: "Hey
honey, the dryer's broke.. can you fix it?"
"Does it say dryer repairman
anywhere on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said.
A few minutes later she came
back and told him that the porch was breaking and it was dangerous.
"Does it say carpenter anywhere
on my forehead?" he asked.
"No," she said again.
A few days later the oven
broke. "Hey honey... I can't fix dinner... the oven broke. Can you fix
it?"
"Do I look like... an oven
repair man?"
"No," she replied.
A couple of days later he
went on a business trip. When he came back he said to his wife, "Hey honey.
I noticed you got all that stuff around the house fixed. How much did it
cost?"
Well," she said, "our neighbour
down the street came over and he agreed to do all the repairs for free
if I'd sleep with him or bake him a cake."
"What kind of cake did you
make him?"
She looked at him smugly
and said: "Do you see Betty Crocker written anywhere on my forehead?" |
