| On their honeymoon night,
the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on.
The waist alone was twice
her body. She said, "I can't wear your pants."
"That's right," intoned the
groom, "And don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in the
family."
The bride took off her panties
and asked her husband to try them on. "No way. I can't get into
your pants."
"That's right. And that's
the way it will be until you change your attitude." |
