their honeymoon night,
the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them
The waist alone was twice
her body. She said, "I can't wear your pants."
"That's right," intoned the
groom, "And don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in the
The bride took off her panties
and asked her husband to try them on. "No way. I can't get into
"That's right. And that's
the way it will be until you change your attitude."
The cooing stops
with the honeymoon, but the billing goes on
A young couple on their honeymoon arrived
at the hotel where they were spending their first night
together. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww what's
wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are
your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio
as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The
disease that only affected my toes."
was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued undressing.
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her
nose. "Ewww what's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all
"As a child,
I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?"
she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected
bride wasn't happy, but she had to be satisfied with this
answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed
his underwear. "Ewww what's wrong with... Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess... Smallcox?"