More Than One
A business man packing for
a trip glances in his briefcase, "Honey."
"Honey," he says, in mild
exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase
time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be
"Oh, I know, darling, and
I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with
all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to
know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please,
take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, all right, if you put
it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for heaven's sake,
more than ONE!"
"My wife and myself are trying to get up a
list of club
magazines. By taking three you get a discount."
"How are you making out?"
"Well, we can get one that I don't want, and
one that she
doesn't want, and one that neither wants for $20.00"