Give Me More Than One

A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase, "Honey."

"Yes, darling?"

"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."

"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"

"Oh, all right, if you put it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for heaven's sake, give me more than ONE!"

BARGAINS

"My wife and myself are trying to get up a list of club magazines. By taking three you get a discount."

"How are you making out?"

"Well, we can get one that I don't want, and one that she doesn't want, and one that neither wants for $20.00"

UNEXPECTEDLY

The husband arrived home unexpectedly and found his wife in the arms of another man.

"What do you think you're doing?" he shouted.

"See" the woman said to her companion. "I told you he was stupid."

"The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together." ~ Robert C. Dodds

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