| A business man packing for
a trip glances in his briefcase, "Honey."
"Yes, darling?"
"Honey," he says, in mild
exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every
time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
"Oh, I know, darling, and
I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with
all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to
know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling,
take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, all right, if you put
it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for heaven's sake,
give me
more than ONE!" |
