| An architect, an artist
and a programmer were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or
a mistress.
Architect: "I enjoy time
with my wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship."
Artist: "I enjoy time with
my mistress, because of the passion and mystery we share."
Programmer: "I prefer to
have both."
"Both?"
Programmer: "Yeah. If you
have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time
with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done." |
