Humor & Jokes About Relationships



Black Eye


One day Mary, the waitress, reported for service with a black eye.

"Why, Mary," said her old sympathetic restaurant manager, "what a bad eye you have!"

"Yes'm."

"Well, there's one consolation. It might have been worse."

"Yes'm."

"You might have had both of them hurt."

"Yes'm. Or worse'n that: I might not ha' been married at all."

"Marriage is a process much like a cafeteria - you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best - and pay later;"


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