"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." ~ Lewis Grizzard

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." ~ Katherine Hepburn

"Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up."
~ Joseph Barth

"A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas." ~ Alice Glynn

"Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish..." ~ Author Unknown

"Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years." ~ Simone Signoret

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." ~ Woody Allen

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." ~ Patrick Murray

"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams

"Marriage is a word that should be pronounced as "mirage" ~ Author Unknown

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