Night Time

A farmer returning home late at night, found a man standing beside the house with a flashlight in his hand. "What are you doing here?" he asked, savagely, suspecting he had caught a criminal. For answer came a chuckle, and "It's only mee, zur."

The farmer recognized John, his worker.

"It's you, John, is it? What on earth are you doing here this time o' night?"

Another chuckle. "I'm a-coortin' your sister, zur."

"And so you've come courting with a flashlight, you fool. Why? I never took a lantern when I courted my wife."

"No, zur, you didn't, zur," John chuckled. "We can all zee you didn't, zur."

"Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years." ~ Simone Signoret

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