"My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates

"Marriage -- as its veterans know well -- is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected." ~ Tom Mullen

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets." ~ Ogden Nash

"Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash." ~ Joyce Brothers

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." ~ Groucho Marx

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~ Helen Rowland

"When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why." ~ Author Unknown

"There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?" ~ Danny Devito

"Love: A temporary insanity, curable by marriage." ~ Ambrose Bierce

"Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car." ~ Will Stanton

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