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Marriage Quotes 2
 

Marriage Quotes 2

1. There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? ~Danny Devito

2. Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland

3. "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." ~Woody Allen

4. Marriage is a process much like a cafeteria - you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best - and pay later; ~Author Unknown

5. Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. ~Joyce Brothers

6. "Marriage -- as its veterans know well -- is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected." ~Tom Mullen

7. Marriage is a condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; ~Author Unknown

8. Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. ~Joseph Barth

9. Marriage is a delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy. ~Author Unknown

10. Marriage is a word that should be pronounced as "mirage"; ~Author Unknown

11. Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. ~Lewis Grizzard

12. Love: A temporary insanity, curable by marriage. ~Ambrose Bierce

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